The worst part about my cat having a Facebook account is that, more often than I'd like, people I've met add her but not me.
I know she's charming, but am I considered her frumpy mom or something? Not to spoil the anthropomorphic fun, but does everyone share a common fantasy that she clambers up onto the computer chair, reaching her furry white arms up to the laptop in order to accept new friends and add to her "about me" section, maybe getting distracted by the odd fly, before padding at the keyboard to update her status in Quebecois?
I'm obviously the one looking at her account, guys.
Please add me too.